Bad Meets Evil - The Reunion
Ayo, this next song, is a true story (Come here, bitch!)Cause some things in this universeDon't make sense but somehow, always seem to fuckin' workDriving down I seventy five 'bout to hop on six ninety sixI look over this fucking chick's tryna fix her makeupI'm like bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeonI advise ya to put up your visor, I'm getting kinda tickedYou're blocking my side mirror, she's like yeah, so? I'm like so?You gon' need a stitch you keep actin' like that, hoI look like your husband slut? That's a rhetorical questionYou talk to me like you talk to him, I'll fuck you upIn fact, get in the backseat, like the rest of my datesNo bitch rides shotgun, what taxi?Stop and pick you some Maxi Pads up is that what you actually ask me?Bitch reaches over and smacks meAnd says I annoy the fuck outta her, get in the fucking backPut on your slut powder, you slut, what? Shut the fuck up nowOr get your feelings hurt, worse than my last chick whenI accidentally butt dialed her, she heard me spreading AIDS rumors about herTurn the radio up louder, make it thumpWhile I bump that Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cuntThought I snap back in that accent cause she kept asking meTo quit callin' her cunt, I said I cunt, she said, Marshall[Chorus]You ain't really like that, ohYou're putting on a show, where's your mic at?Cause you're breaking my heartShe said you're breaking my heartYou ain't really like that, ohYou're putting on a show, where's your mic at?Cause you're breaking my heartShe said you're breaking my heartUh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a PintoWhile Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama centralI walk up in there looking at my phone, on Twitter tweetin'I'm feelin' a bunch of bitches lookin' at a nigga, cheesin'I get approached by this little skeezerShe asked me am I the realest G, cause I'm Gucci from head to feetI said, yeah, I'm really is cause I spit in your man's faceLike Cam did that little kid on Killa SeasonShe said I'm feeling a bit of ego, wait, am I talking wrong?I said nah, I'm a walking Kanye Beyonce songShe said I'm mad at you, I said why?She said why you never make songs for chicks as if it's hard to do?I said I make songs for me, leave the studioAnd go and fuck the bitch who belongs to who makin' songs for youShe said I'm feelin' your whole swagger and flow, can we hook up?I said, um, you just used the word swagger, so no, she said[Chorus]We been ridin' around in this hatchback 'til I'm fucking hunchbackWhere the fuck's this party at slutbag cunt? Cut what act?Think it's an act? Fuck that, I'm tryna shag scuzBetter find this love shack or somewhere to fuck at, ah, don't touch thatYou fat dyke, I'm tryna hear some Bagpipes from BaghdadDon't act like you don't like 'em, them accents, I rap tightAnd I'm a torture you 'til we find this place, yeah that's rightThought it was just past this light, just past Van DykeBetter hit that map right, read them directions, oh yeahYou can't read and you can't write, told me that last nightShe took my CD out the deck, snapped in half likeRelapse sucked, I snapped, hit the gas likeBlew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black iceForgot we had a trailer hitch to the back, we jackknifedBitch flew out of the car, I laughed like, she deserved itShe didn't think I'd act like that in person(Royce, Marshall just crashed right in front of the club!)Tell him I'll be there in a minuteI'm tryna break up this cat fight between my mistress and my damn wifeThen a chick wanted a hug, she was fatSo I gave her dap and told her to scat, I'm not mean, I'm cuteOn my way to the front door, taking the scenic routeTo avoid this chick with a lace front lookin' like Venus and Serena's hoovesI'm just sayin', those chicks got horse asses, they been attractiveHope when they see me they don't slap me with they tennis racketsMy mind drifted back to this shitI seen my wife push her down, step over her body and smack the mistressPolice outside, I turn and pass the gat to ViciousThen I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grinHe mugs the mistress, turns around and gives the misses hugs and kissesLooks at me twisted, like Nickel "Yeah, watch this shit"He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch he rode withLooks back to mention, "Royce, it's good to be back to business"[Chorus]
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Echo
Living Proof
Above the Law
Fastlane
I'm on Everything
A Kiss
Loud Noises
The Reunion
Take from Me
Welcome 2 Hell
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